Musk Preparing For The Worst!!!


Matthew Moskowitz, Little Monster


This weekend tech genius Elon Musk introduced his new state-of-the-art tech product that will sweep the nation by storm. Musk introduced a flamethrower onto his website so that we would all be prepared to survive the Zombie Apocalypse. Over the course of the past few days, Musk has taken to Twitter like crazy to update and hype up his new flamethrower’s sales. Elon Musk’s The Boring Company has already sold a total of 7,000 out of 20,000 units within the first day of their online release, which can only mean one thing: people are dead serious about prepping for apocalyptic events.


In addition to his obsessive, yet hilarious tweets, Musk has posted some videos of him with the product itself in action. The video of Elon Musk playing with his “toy” has already caught the attention of 2.5 million people, and his caption os the best part when he says that the flamethrower is a terrible idea and don’t purchase one unless you like having fun. Even though 7,000 out of the flamethrower’s have already been bought, we still don’t even know if purchasing a real flamethrower is even legal in essence. If you’re looking to buy one of these “toys,” it’ll cost you $500 plus tax and shipping. The flamethrower even comes with a built-on fire extinguisher, so it seems like a safe steal to me.